They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He passed out mid-signature
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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