she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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