craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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