I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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