There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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