She announced her abortion via fbk
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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