She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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