I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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