is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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