google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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