So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just gargled with NyQuil
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
