Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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