i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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