walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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