what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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