Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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