Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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