Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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