I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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