i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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