There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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