talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My vagina just recognized that song.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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