I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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