I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i came on her dog
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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