Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You dont lie about slip and slides
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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