Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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