Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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