who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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