Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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