it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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