He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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