your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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