Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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