She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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