Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he shaved USA in his pubs
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
