its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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