It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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