normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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