Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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