Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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