Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
