careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
