This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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