why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Say something about gay babies.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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