operation have a gay friend backfired
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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