I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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