ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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