Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i think my mom watched the whole time
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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