just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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