(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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