your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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