ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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