i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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