i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
