so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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