She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the day after is always just damage control
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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