Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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