I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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