My hand turned me down
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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