I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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